So today I was in a very witty mood, and it always comes out in my lessons =)

One of the kids came in my room after school to let me know how hilarious I am.

This is how the conversation went:

Student: "Ms. Kim, you were housin' today, I was dyin!"

Me: "What do you mean by housin?"

Student: "ya know..."housin"

Me: "No, I don't know that's why I asked..."

Student: "Ms. Kiiimmmmm...hooouuussinnn..." (please note emphasized vowels and read with a bit of a whine)

Me: "adding emphasis doesn't help bud, you can't define a word with a word"

Student: "Ok, Ms. Kim, ya know when you hoooooouuuuusssssssseeeee someone?"  (please note more emphasized vowels and read with a bit MORE of a whine)

Me: "oh now I get it thanks"

Student: "your welcome...see ya later"

student exits proud like he just explained quantum physics to me

love 'em =)